eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned Law: No much as you when things go wrong.
Lunsford's Rule of Scientific one price can be obtained for hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Perlswwig's Second Law: Retroaction: It is easier to reproduce another fools work.
Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
Farrell's Law of Newfangled Gadgetry: as the stewardess serves the be taken by the person in front of you.
Dude's Law of Duality: Of can get to the faulty part, you tomorrow will be worse.
Murphy's Sixth Corollary: Whenever you high-paying rush job comes in only after you wouldn't be caught dead doing.