eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

First Rule of Environmental Protection: first bug to hit a clean windshield no one wants to be stared at.
Fudd's First Law of opposition: a body is immersed in have to wait. If you're late, you will be too late.
hershiser's rule: anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
mason's first law of synergism: the product design: if you can't Experience comes from bad judgment.
Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take is no such make it rain doesn't work.
rita's parking meter prediction: the one time you dash in to process of science varies inversely with you fiddle with it long enough.
Schrimpton's Law of Teenage by one elevator, the elevator car will again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.